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08554 Re: YOU and your big boobs, chezzzzzzzz
   ...if she got a cups ya better check her birth certificate right away....
ribit   HOOTERS   26 Oct 2018
6:34 PM
08528 Re: YOU and your big boobs, chezzzzzzzz
   HAHAHA - you DO crack me up! The advantages, omg!! I hope nemo s...
kathy_s16   HOOTERS   26 Oct 2018
12:23 AM

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Re: YOU and your big boobs, chezzzzzzzz

By: Beldin in HOOTERS
Thu, 25 Oct 18 6:03 PM
Msg. 08496 of 12490
(This msg. is a reply to 08474 by capt_nemo)
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Okay, allow me to address this "more than a mouthful is a waste" nonsense ...

I have absolutely nothing against smaller breasts ... they can certainly be as beautiful as beautiful can be ... 

http://static.thenude.eu/admin/galleries/395913/15.jpg

... and I would NEVER recommend breast augmentation surgery to any woman I cared about, no matter how much of a pirate's dream she might be!

HOWEVER, there are distinct, undeniable advantages to larger breasts:

1. They do an excellent job of holding up dresses and lingerie ... until you pull 'em down and off, that is.

2. They are simply fun to play with. I mean, why else would "fun bags" be a very popular slang term for a woman's breasts, eh?

3. Ya can't motorboat A cups ... ya jest can't.

4. They can make for excellent handles ... when ya need to get a better, more sure grip on thangs, don'tcha know. 




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