... and I would NEVER recommend breast augmentation surgery to any woman I cared about, no matter how much of a pirate's dream she might be!
HOWEVER, there are distinct, undeniable advantages to larger breasts:
1. They do an excellent job of holding up dresses and lingerie ... until you pull 'em down and off, that is.
2. They are simply fun to play with. I mean, why else would "fun bags" be a very popular slang term for a woman's breasts, eh?
3. Ya can't motorboat A cups ... ya jest can't.
4. They can make for excellent handles ... when ya need to get a better, more sure grip on thangs, don'tcha know.
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