New research suggests evolution might favor survival of the laziest
http://phys.org/news/2018-08-evolution-favor-survival-laziest.html
...see there decomp. Ya should give up on all them projects and become a couch potato. Maybe a little tv and some computer time.

Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!