Yeah, but ol' Slick Willy wasn't too smart. That dumbass put AstroTurf in the back of his El Camino. You remember what original AstroTurf was like? You play hide the salami with your girlfriend on that and at least one of you ... if not both ... will end up with a seriously bad case of turf burn!

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence