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N.F.L. Adds First Amendment to List of Banned Substances

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Satire from The Borowitz Report

N.F.L. Adds First Amendment to List of Banned Substances

Although the N.F.L. has long banned substances such as anabolic steroids and growth hormones, the First Amendment is believed to be the only right guaranteed by the Constitution to be included on the list.




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