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...some toe injuries are more complex than others. Around 35 years ago I was at a tailgate party at my nutty sister in laws house where I had been over served. The Falcons lost the game by missing a last second field goal which was not much more than an extra point distance. I told everybody that I could kick a green coconut that far. I didn't know that someone would produce a green coconut but once ya make a statement like that you is obligated as a red blooded American to live up to ya brag. It was decided that my brother in laws wooden privacy fence would be the goal and that one of my nephews would hold the ball for my glorious kick. Dadgum ball (coconut) didn't get three feet off the ground and I putzed the toe up so bad it still hurts today. IMHO, this is a reminder from God for me not to let my alligator mouth overload my canary ass.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs! |
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