Does the following answer your crusade? I saw it on the web about Jony Ive, Apple’s head design guy......
Statement:
I guess if “Jony” designed a house it would not have a bathroom because he knew there was a better way- going in the yard like your cat, or a Jony guitar probably would not have any strings.
Answer:
I use a bidet. Whenever someone makes fun of me I just think about how their butt is dirty, mine is not.
You cretins should use a bidet with hose sticking up so you can sit on it for a deep cleaning.