zzshart admits to his noxious predilections - "I fart to that. Take a deep breath."
Yes, zzshart ... we already knew that about you ... cause and effect ... it's the reason why you have a pickled brain.
You need to pull the covers from over your head at your cuddle sessions and breathe in some fresh air before you croak, lil' guy.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence