No thanks, zzshart ... as flattering as your butt-buddies must find that offer, that's not my scene.
You've been spending WAY too much time cloistered under the sheets canoodling at your Bi Brother cuddle sessions, zzshart. The excessive methane intake has obviously pickled what little gray matter you have left, lil' tyke.
Have a nice day!

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence