That's quite all right, Cap'n ... Hooters can't be all T&A all the time. The FCC requires us to be "fair & balanced," so I asked 'em if we could meet their requirements if I simply didn't post any lopsided photos ...

... say said, "Uh ... NO! You have to post something non-T&A-related every once in a while."
So, you've done us a great service with your seven wayward posts ... Hooters should be covered with the FCC for the next seven years.

The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence