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25671 Re: Rebel Flag
   HAAAAAAAAA FUNNY chit right there. Sad that's where things have gone t...
capt_nemo   POPE IV   20 May 2017
9:58 AM
25637 Re: Rebel Flag
   re: [b]"I took down my Rebel flag..."[/b] [color=green][b][i]LOL -...
Decomposed   POPE IV   20 May 2017
12:19 AM
25636 Re: Rebel Flag
   TOO effing funny, Professor! BWHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA...
Beldin   POPE IV   20 May 2017
12:14 AM

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Rebel Flag

By: monkeytrots in POPE IV
Sat, 20 May 17 12:02 AM
Msg. 25634 of 47202
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I took down my Rebel flag (which you can't buy on EBAY any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off my front window. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN Buy on EBAY) and ran it up the flag pole.

Now the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I've NEVER felt safer and I'm saving $69.95 a month that ADT used to charge me.

Plus, I bought burkas for me to wear when I shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way, and security can't pat me down. If they say I'm a male wearing a burka, I just say I'm feeling like a woman today.

Hot Damn...Safe at last.




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