...the sexual intellectuals (Fricken Know It All's) on the pfarters board are big believers in actual science.
Poof! There it is Theory
“I know science better than anyone- and let me tell you, this Poof, There It Is Theory holds water.”
~ Sir Issac Newton on Poof, There It Is Theory
“Well, it certainly seems to make sense... but I'm just not sure.”
~ Werner Heisenberg on Poof, There It Is Theory
The Poof, There It Is Theory is one of the most popular theories used to explain the creation of the universe. The theory is quite complex but it can be simplified to something like this:
In the beginning, there was no universe, and then;
POOF! There it was.
http://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Poof,_There_It_Is_Theory
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!