NeWzFlAsHz: Betcha didn't know dis!
I was in da basement the other day and I ran across some old instructions for my chain saw. Now I know that real men never ask for directions and never read instructions so I tell ya this at the peril of losing my man card.
There were some safety instructions in there and I didn't really expect anything to rival the warning on the iron that ya shouldn't iron your clothes while your wearing them, but I did. It says there in black and white that one should not put the saw away or store it while it is running. I didn't know dat! Probably saved the capn a couple of fingers here.
Liberals are like a "Slinky". Totally useless, but somehow ya can't help but smile when you see one tumble down a flight of stairs!
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