http://twitchy.com/brettt-3136/2021/02/10/parkland-survivor-kyle-kashuv-is-also-starting-a-pillow-company-and-it-sounds-awesome/
As you know if you’ve been reading the site this week, Parkland shooting survivor and Harvard student David Hogg is sticking it to Donald Trump’s friend Mike Lindell and his MyPillow by starting his own pillow company to produce the progressive #GoodPillow. Hogg seems very, very serious about taking over the pillow market, but he’s relying an awful lot on Twitter to help him with the basics, such as what to call his pillow and where to locate the manufacturing plant (not California). He’s also seeking memes and looked for a graphic designer who could whip up a logo by noon for $200.
As you know, Hogg might be the most visible Parkland survivor, but he’s not the only one. Kyle Kashuv is raising the stakes by promising to start his own pillow company — with a twist.
Kyle Kashuv ~ I'm starting a pillow company now. The pillow will also be a gun.
BWHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Somehow, I doubt David Hogg is sentient enough to grasp the obvious humor of this.
Austin ~ PILLOW FIGHT!!!!!
Matthew Kolken ~ Make sure it doesn’t utilize a high capacity pillow case.
Governed by Tyrants ~ Call it "Assault Pillow."
Doomed Eccentric ~ Perfect for dirt naps.
Mind the Pedestrian ~ With chainsaw bayonet, please.
Wyldways ~ You can literally call it "The Silencer."
Howling DJ ~
Robert Blackburn, Jr ~ So instead of sleeping with a gun under your pillow, you are simplifying. Nice!
Ben OSullivan ~ For the soundest sleep in the whole wide world!
Martian Capital ~ Pillow with a gun locker is actually a cool idea.
Drago Daivon ~ Finally, bed-side defense without sacrificing comfort.
sUSAn ~ Let me offer 2 names: "Pistol Packing Pillow" or "Gunnysack". Heck, why don't you do a Kyle Khushev line as a partnership with Mike Lindell and My Pillow?
Spicoli Toast ~ I can hear it now, "No one needs an assault pillow."
This is some Grade-A trolling from Kashuv. But now we want a pillow gun.
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence
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