Our certain someone is currently feelin' like Rodney ...
So, the Management here at the Hooters Board has decided to stroll down Memory Lane in Toad Suck, Georgia ...
Early childhood was confusing for him
Of course, it only got more confusing for him in his teenage years
But, he quickly grew strong and flexible
So, he joined the Amphibian Corps
When he got back home, he found and proposed to his future queen
He enforced the law for a while
Then he hung around with the telephone company
A relative croaked and his big day arrived
His subjects were thrilled
And now he gets to do what he loves
HAPPY APRIL, ribit!
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence