Well, in that case, we can kinda, sorta have cawfee together!
At noon, I am taking a nap.
But not today because of the plumbers.
I can never put toilet paper in the toilet again because the toilet and its parts are SO OLD that it will clog again.
The plumbers told me that there must have been 25 years of paper in there!
I have only been here two weeks!
Landlady = pissed off.
Tenant = tough shid, eh-hole. (that's me!)
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.