Andy agrees with me.
Andy Borowitz
Three reasons why I believe Dr. Ford (and there are many more):
1. She has everything to lose by coming forward. Brett Kavanaugh has everything to gain by lying.
2. If she were making up a story, why would she place a third person - and a friend of her assailant’s, no less - in the room when it happened?
3. Since only one of these people - Ford and Kavanaugh - is telling the truth, we can quickly eliminate Kavanaugh, who has already lied under oath at least four times. If he perjures himself again on Monday, he should not be confirmed - he should be prosecuted.
DO SOMETHING!