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Woof! What a day you had!

Ever consider putting cables or chains on your tires, Zim? You can tell your idiot "would be son-in-law" to sit down in the back of the bed of your pick-up to give it some weight ... and so he can freeze his ass off.

By the way ... what does the "would be" mean ... is it just that they aren't married yet or is it that he hasn't made it through your probationary period yet? Twisted Evil

Oh, one other thing ... Mountain Dew and Peach Schnapps???!!! YUCK!!! Barf




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Re: Global Warming ...
By: Zimbler0
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Fri, 05 Jan 18 6:08 AM
Msg. 08010 of 11313

Not funny . . .
That almost happened to me today.
It snowed a LOT last night . . and I had to go to work today . .
And the parking lot where I work had a very slick street . . .

To top off my bad day today, last year my idiot would-be-son-in-law
borrowed my snow shovel (and broke it) so I could not find it this morning.
I almost got stuck at the base of my driveway, but I got out and made it to work.
Where I got stuck in the parking lot. I used a company show shovel
and dug my truck out and got it safely into a parking slot. Boss man said
if I wanted to borrow a company shovel and take it home, it had to be
used (by me) . . . So I wound up clearing walk ways at work before coming
home. So I called home before leaving, and GirlFriend tells me
her daughter-in-law had no power and the idiot S.I.L.s van was stuck . . .
So I thought I'd get her, drive over to their place and take 'Tina' and the
two grand babies over here while idiot digs his van out . . . then she tells me
he was also out of gas. After digging the truck out of my driveway (where I
got stuck when I got home) we went over there, and found out they
had power and was cooking for the midgets.

So, back home again where I got the truck stuck (again) at the
start of her driveway. But it's out of the road so we went inside
and now I'm enjoying Mountain Dew and Peach Schnapps.

And, NO, I am not going anywhere tonight.
I don't think I'm going to work tomorrow (Boss man asked, another guy
can't make it in . . .) Hopefully tomorrow I'll use the company
snow shovel and get my drives shoveled then maybe I'll
go put gas in the truck and see if I can't buy another
show shovel.

Zim.


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