Woof! What a day you had!
Ever consider putting cables or chains on your tires, Zim? You can tell your idiot "would be son-in-law" to sit down in the back of the bed of your pick-up to give it some weight ... and so he can freeze his ass off.
By the way ... what does the "would be" mean ... is it just that they aren't married yet or is it that he hasn't made it through your probationary period yet?
Oh, one other thing ... Mountain Dew and Peach Schnapps???!!! YUCK!!!
The essential American soul is hard, isolate, stoic, and a killer. It has never yet melted. ~ D.H. Lawrence