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That's why everyone wants to reside in yer kingdom, yer majesty ... you don't ever shut down.

Yer place is always open 24/7.

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...but, but, but sunlight is being rationed. It comes up three hours later in the west coast than it does in the east and it goes down three hours later. This is so everybody can have "some" sunshine until this gubmint shutdown is over.

...it is also being reported that water will only run downhill at this time.


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Re: GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN CENTRAL

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...but, but, but sunlight is being rationed. It comes up three hours later in the west coast than it does in the east and it goes down three hours later. This is so everybody can have "some" sunshine until this gubmint shutdown is over.

...it is also being reported that water will only run downhill at this time.




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Very nice sunrise Wiz.

By the way, the sun came up here too. Sun is, in fact,
out bright, sunny, and warm now.

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Very nice sunrise Wiz.

By the way, the sun came up here too. Sun is, in fact,
out bright, sunny, and warm now.

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Sat, 20 Jan 18 2:47 AM
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...and now we must adjourn for the evening. Tune in tomorrow morning to find out if the sun came up.


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...and now we must adjourn for the evening. Tune in tomorrow morning to find out if the sun came up.




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Horse drawn wagons coming by. Drivers shouting "Bring out your dead".


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...3 minutes til government shutdown. Stars are going out one at a time.


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...3 minutes til government shutdown. Stars are going out one at a time.




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...six minuteds til govt shutdown. Ground is beginning to tremble.


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...six minuteds til govt shutdown. Ground is beginning to tremble.




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...alright I am now going to go take a shower as there won't be any hot water if the gubmint shuts down. I will probably be up the rest of the night posting by candle light.


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...alright I am now going to go take a shower as there won't be any hot water if the gubmint shuts down. I will probably be up the rest of the night posting by candle light.




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...dats archie, my personal favorite. Im thinking about building a statue of him


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...foxnews is now interviewing Meathead from the old archie bunker show.


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...foxnews is now interviewing Meathead from the old archie bunker show.




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...rumor nfl playoffs may be cancelled. No superbowl this year.


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Hooray! Now, THAT is worth a government shutdown, don'tcha know. 

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...rumor nfl playoffs may be cancelled. No superbowl this year.


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Dianne Feinstein says, "People die in a government shutdown!"

We the People of the United States of America have only one thing to say in response to Senator Dianne Feinstein's hysterical statement ... "You first, bitch." 




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GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN CENTRAL

We will be monitoring the effects of the Government shutdown (if it happens) and report the breaking news to you on this thread.

Thus far we know that the government may shut down at midnite eastern time zone and that Diane Feinstein has pointed that deaths are imminent.

...stay tuned for further updates!


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It is now midnight... 

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If you are reading this, you are most likely already dead.




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